I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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