Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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