we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
did you just send me my own nude
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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