its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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