Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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