i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she looked like the before picture.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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