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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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