Just cropdusted the office
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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