Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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