it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
40s are totally the cure
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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