If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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