You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
