Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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