it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
3 2 1 whiskey
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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