North Korea, Best Korea!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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