If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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