She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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