I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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