Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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