Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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