we have pet lesbian snakes
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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