I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
