we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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