So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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