her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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