I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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