Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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