This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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