a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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