The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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