just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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