Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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