Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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