Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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