The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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