We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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