you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
40s are totally the cure
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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