I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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