Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
