i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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