So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
only you would photoshop your dick
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
