Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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