what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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