You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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