i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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