So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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