You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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