when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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