Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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