no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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