I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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