your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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