He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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