i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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